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Hey !

Having a good week? Great me too. I just finished my Christmas shopping. Buying 12 Amazon gift certificates, gets easier every year.

Thanks for the great feedback on last issue. I got a couple of notes from subscribers who are getting 2 copies of this newsletter... anyone else having this problem? Let me know.

Also, since the drawing videos I shared last week were such a hit, I decided to start a whole new website. It's in blog format so you can interact directly on the site by leaving comments if you so desire.

Until Next Week, You Stay Medicated...

~Brad T. Fitzpatrick
http://www.iftheshoefitz.com/

Today's Cartoon:

New at the Website:

Bonus cartoon just for you over at the blog...

Guest Article: 7 Steps To Having More Energy

Another one of those drawing videos you liked so much last week.

Quoting Quotable Quotes:

"Single women in their 20's are like a pre-season football game. It may seem like they're trying to score, but really, they just don't want to get hurt."

-Aaron Karo

"To me, the FedEx option that takes like five business days to get there is like your friend who drives really slowly on purpose because he knows you have to pee."

-Aaron Karo

"There’s actually an ad for McDonald’s in my gym. I’m dead serious. That’s like having an AA meeting sponsored by Heineken."

-Aaron Karo

Most Excellent Gift Idea of the Week:
	Because it's easy, you're lazy, and they have everything, that's why.

A Parting Joke:

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.

He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10.

He was jubilant.... then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!

"I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past Four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!

It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!" The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor snickered and said, "Just screwing with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"